Underwhelming Alien Abduction Goodr Sunglasses
You know what’s not underwhelming? These translucent dark teal VRGs with green gradient lenses. Don’t let a mediocre alien abduction ruin your vibe when you can rock shades that make you feel out of this world!!! Just right mid-size sunnies. Dark-to-light tint blocks overhead rays and increases ground visibility.
MEET THE VRG:
NO SLIP: Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweater.
NO BOUNCE: Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing when you crush your workout.
ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
ALL FUTURE: A futuristic one-lens frame that'll convince people you traveled here from the future to warn us about the AI takeover.
You know what’s not underwhelming? These translucent dark teal VRGs with green gradient lenses. Don’t let a mediocre alien abduction ruin your vibe when you can rock shades that make you feel out of this world!!! Just right mid-size sunnies. Dark-to-light tint blocks overhead rays and increases ground visibility.
MEET THE VRG:
NO SLIP: Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweater.
NO BOUNCE: Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing when you crush your workout.
ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
ALL FUTURE: A futuristic one-lens frame that'll convince people you traveled here from the future to warn us about the AI takeover.