Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also no stranger to having trouble finding things that fit. These purple Colossal Squid Confessions BFG frames with green lenses were made for melons like YOURS. Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.
NO SLIP: Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE: Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.
POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
ALL MELON HEAD: Larger frame built specifically for those with magnum-sized noggins.
